Happy Thursday everyone! In a world that has been filled with so much hate and negativity recently I wanted to take today to have some fun and make you smile. Corny jokes are always good for a laugh and an eye roll and hopefully, they brighten your day.
Enjoy!
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
o Where’s popcorn?
- What kind of tree fits in your hand?
o A palm tree!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office?
o Because he felt crummy!
- Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
o To go with the traffic jam!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
o He was outstanding in his field!
- What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
o A walkie-talkie!
- Why was the elevator angry?
o People were always pushing his buttons!
- Why did the banker quit his job?
o He lost interest!
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
o Nothing, it just waved!
- How do celebrities stay cool?
o They have many fans!
I hope you all enjoyed this blog post. It is important to remember to stop, laugh at the little things, and try and find something positive every day, no matter how negative the rest of the world seems.
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