Happy Thursday all! This week I started my 3rd, and final, year of law school! In honor of my final year, and everyone else who has gone back to school this month I decided to share some funny back to school jokes with you all.
1.) Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
2.) Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
3.) Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have? Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
4.) What kind of school do you go to if you’re… …an ice cream man? Sundae school. …a giant? High school. …a surfer? Boarding school. …King Arthur? Knight school.
5.) Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
6.) Q. Why did the boy eat his math homework?
A. Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
7.) Q. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A. To reach the high notes.
8.) Q. What did the pen say to the pencil?
A. What’s your point?
9.) Q. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A. Bookworms
10.) Q. What did the math book say to the history book?
A. Boy, do I have problems.
Hope you enjoyed!
Sources: https://scoutlife.org/features/32016/back-to-school-jokes/ https://www.everythingmom.com/jokes-for-kids/back-to-school-jokes
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