Hi everyone! Since Halloween is just around the corner, and this will be my last blog before all the Trick-or-Treaters are out and about, I wanted to make this week’s post a little more lighthearted. Hope you enjoy!
1.) What does a Panda Ghost eat?
- BamBOO!
2.) What does a Ghost Mom say when she gets in the car?
- Fasten your sheet-belts!
3.) What kind of music do Mummies listen to on Halloween?
- Wrap music!
4.) What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
- Neck-tarines!
5.) What do Skeletons order at a restaurant?
- Spare-ribs!
6.) Why can’t Skeletons play church music?
- Because they have no organs!
7.) What do you call two Witches who live together?
- Broom-mates!
8.) What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach?
- A Sand-Witch!
9.) Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road?
- A crossing gourd!
10.) Why was the Jack-O’-Lantern scared?
- Because he had no guts!
11.) What kind of monster loves to disco?
- The BoogieMan!
12.) Why do female ghosts go on a diet?
- To keep their Ghoulish figure!
13.) What do Ghosts use to wash their hair?
- ShamBOO!
14.) What does a zombie call his parents?
- Mummy and Deady!
15.) What do you call a Halloween monster who is really bad at scaring people?
- A Halloweenie!
Have a wonderful Halloween everyone! See you in November!
Sources:
https://www.countryliving.com/entertaining/a32963261/halloween-jokes/ https://www.rd.com/article/halloween-jokes/
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