Happy Thursday, all! Everyone likes a good lawyer joke, right? This week I want to lighten the mood with some funny jokes about the legal profession. Hope you enjoy!
1.) When an attorney gets married, they don’t say, “I do.” They say, “I accept the terms and conditions."
2.) What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer? All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
3.) The golden retriever didn't make any money at his first law firm. He only worked on pro-bone-o cases.
4.) Abraham Lincoln never had to call for a lawyer because he was already “in a cent”.
5.) The lawyer had to move his cow because it got a mooing violation.
6.) My father was a lawyer for 25 years before he went to culinary school. Now, he's a sue chef.
7.) What did the lawyer name his daughter? "Sue!"
8.) What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
9.) The lawyer won the luggage lawsuit in less than 6 hours. It turned out to be a brief case.
10.) Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling with a pig in mud — sooner or later, you realize they like it.
Hopefully, this brought a smile to your face. Every now and again I like to write about some lighter topics to remind everyone that it is always good to smile even when the world around us is telling us to be negative in so many ways. And don’t forget, the Law Office of Marcie Baker is always here to help!
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